Return of the one-liner

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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby therealjr » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:06 am

Slacker wrote:
therealjr wrote:> John Terry or Cadburys? :rofl:


Are you explaining the joke to someone or have you just got it? :?


No I was wondering which bit Dawn found Topical!
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby DbyDawn » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:49 pm

therealjr wrote:
Slacker wrote:
therealjr wrote:> John Terry or Cadburys? :rofl:

Are you explaining the joke to someone or have you just got it? :?

No I was wondering which bit Dawn found Topical!


The footballer part of course! I just read yesterday about his failed injunction of last week :D
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby Slacker » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:22 pm

Actually if it's Topical it's not Terry's or Cadbury's it's Mars
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby Slacker » Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:25 pm

A happily single young woman got fed up of an elderly aunt coming up to her at family weddings saying "It's your turn next." She got her own back at a family funeral though.
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby alsatian » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:42 pm

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? :eeek:
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby Fly » Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:09 pm

Why did the clever guys who invented the 'World Wide Web',

use the only letter in the alphabet with 3 sylabuls.
aaa
bbb
ccc
dub-bul-you dub-bul-you dub-bul-you ? :lol2:
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby therealjr » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:25 pm

What sadist put an S in the word Lisp?
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby Mycul » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:39 pm

More than 1,000 Britons are being held in jails overseas on drugs charges.

Bloody foreigners, stealing our yobs.
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby Mycul » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:08 pm

To save money the Governor of California has declared that all public holidays will be banned and civil servants must work them.
When asked if this included all holidays he said "I'll still have Easter baby".
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Re: Return of the one-liner

Postby simondjuk » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:57 pm

Fear of long words...

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