Return of the one-liner

[therealjr]

> John Terry or Cadburys?

Are you explaining the joke to someone or have you just got it?

No I was wondering which bit Dawn found Topical!

[DbyDawn]

> John Terry or Cadburys?

Are you explaining the joke to someone or have you just got it?

No I was wondering which bit Dawn found Topical!

The footballer part of course! I just read yesterday about his failed injunction of last week

[Slacker]

Actually if it's Topical it's not Terry's or Cadbury's it's Mars

[Slacker]

A happily single young woman got fed up of an elderly aunt coming up to her at family weddings saying "It's your turn next." She got her own back at a family funeral though.

[alsatian]

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

[Fly]

Why did the clever guys who invented the 'World Wide Web',

use the only letter in the alphabet with 3 sylabuls.
aaa
bbb
ccc
dub-bul-you dub-bul-you dub-bul-you ?

[therealjr]

What sadist put an S in the word Lisp?

[Mycul]

More than 1,000 Britons are being held in jails overseas on drugs charges.

Bloody foreigners, stealing our yobs.

[Mycul]

To save money the Governor of California has declared that all public holidays will be banned and civil servants must work them.
When asked if this included all holidays he said "I'll still have Easter baby".

[simondjuk]

Fear of long words...

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia